Bullet Point Film Review: Gone Baby Gone

Casey Affleck and the woman who lives with him are watching Mystic River on the TV when there is a knock at the door.
In Boston, movie extras have serious weight problems.
Rollie Fingers tells Casey that he should come see Ed Harris’ goatee.
Casey meets the Oscar nominee for Shortest Amount of Screen Time for an Oscar Nominee.
The woman who lives with Casey says she doesn’t want to take the case and see a child dead.
Casey drives his laadge caah to the cawps headkaawtahs where he and Morgan Freeman share ah wickaahd bolla chowda.
They take the case and the woman who lives with Casey sees a child dead.
Time passes until the next plot point.
Casey visits Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who is hiding out in Boston following the bomb scare.
Casey shoots Carl’s wife and his bondage friend.
Casey suffers a crisis of conscience and turns to Ed Harris.
Casey shoots Ed Harris.
Morgan Freeman completes the last item on his bucket list: stealing a white kid.