Chinese Food Network Presents 3 Minute Meals
The cable company is always adding channels I didn’t ask for, but Chinese Food Network delivers recipes that are both quick and healthful — just stay away from the fried stuff.
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This recipe for “Broccoli with benzene” isn’t half bad, but it still doesn’t taste exactly like the version I get at Main Ling down the street. Probably because they use imported benzene. |
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It can’t be stressed enough — you need to be sure the lead is fully melted, otherwise it results in a slimy mouthfeel and reduced brain functioning. |
Don’t be a cheapskate and buy the generic melamine. You totally lose the depth of flavor compared to artisanal melamine, preferably locally-sourced. |
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