Laid off? Out of work? Join Al-Qaeda!
Lots of people work for someone they don’t like. In this depressed economy, you’re lucky to work for anyone at all. Which is exactly why there’s never been a better time to join Al-Qaeda!
With on-site training, free dental, and (permanent) maternity leave, what are you waiting for? Join Al-Qaeda!
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Unfortunately, Al Qaeda now has a requirement of at least 2 years experience working in the terrorist field. So it’s not an option for too many unemployed Americans.