Just in time for Passover–new Bacon & Egg Matzos
In this tough economy every company needs to broaden its market. With Passover right around the corner, why not bring the great taste of matzoh to families across the nation without regard to race, creed, or religion? What a delicious way to survive hard times.
Plus: Streit’s Bacon & Egg Matzos make a quick and nutritious breakfast any day of the year–just add syrup!
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