Book release! Live Nude Cats: Tabbyloid Tails from the Furry Underbelly of Adult Feline Entertainment
Now available at your friendly bookmonger!
The Naked Truth: A Meowmoir
When two orphaned kittens are sprung from the local lockup, they quickly become the furriest new sensations in adult feline entertainment—until their scandalous lives and sleazy managers leave them washed up and clawing their way back for one last kibble of fame.
Three reasons to get your copy of Live Nude Cats today:
1. Full of nude cats!
2. Mostly pictures! Read it in under 46 minutes!
3. Less than ten bucks! Makes a great recession-friendly gift!
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