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		<title>Cook&#8217;s Illustrated: The Day I Killed a Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 19:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE DAY I KILLED A MAN by Christopher Kimball It was no ordinary Saturday down at Babbott’s Dairy. For one thing, the dairy—which had been in continuous operation for the better part of a half-century and was still going strong despite the recent listeria scare—was forced to shut down when their generator broke free and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stuff That Can Kill You</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 18:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sugar! Lightbulbs! Plastics! Blowing Your Nose into a Mocha Latte While Having Sex on a Treadmill! Every day we hear about new threats to our life. But where can you go to find every reason to be scared all in one convenient place? Stuff That Can Kill You Go there now. Unless you&#8217;re already dead.]]></description>
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		<title>Shirts You Can Wear</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 12:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve never before worn a shirt, you&#8217;re in for a real treat! Even if you wear shirts every day, you may not know all the versatile uses ready to be enjoyed with a shirt from Shirtsyoucanwear.com. With a shirt you can: Prevent public nudity by covering shameful areas of your body. Especially effective for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama is black: exposing the truth</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 21:23:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is time for one person to speak out and reveal the truth once and forall. Barack Obama is not who you may think he is. Because of what you will find out, they will not tell you this in big media like CNN or CNN International or CNN en Español and NBC and CNBC [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin launches 2011 presidental campaign</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 21:03:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Show your support &#8212; be a part of the most historical time in history!]]></description>
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		<title>Book release! Live Nude Cats: Tabbyloid Tails from the Furry Underbelly of Adult Feline Entertainment</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now available at your friendly bookmonger! The Naked Truth: A Meowmoir When two orphaned kittens are sprung from the local lockup, they quickly become the furriest new sensations in adult feline entertainment—until their scandalous lives and sleazy managers leave them washed up and clawing their way back for one last kibble of fame. Three reasons [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steamy hot new video for Live Nude Cats</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Craigslist adds new &#8220;Rapes &amp; Murders&#8221; section</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 06:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Under pressure from politicians and law enforcement agencies throughout the U.S., Craigslist has finally addressed concerns that its free classified ads are often abused for illegal activity. To help their users more easily find the right section for these kinds of ads, Craigslist has introduced an experimental new &#8220;Rapes &#038; Murders&#8221; sections on its Compton, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just in time for Passover&#8211;new Bacon &amp; Egg Matzos</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this tough economy every company needs to broaden its market. With Passover right around the corner, why not bring the great taste of matzoh to families across the nation without regard to race, creed, or religion? What a delicious way to survive hard times. Plus: Streit&#8217;s Bacon &#38; Egg Matzos make a quick and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Laid off? Out of work? Join Al-Qaeda!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lots of people work for someone they don&#8217;t like. In this depressed economy, you&#8217;re lucky to work for anyone at all. Which is exactly why there&#8217;s never been a better time to join Al-Qaeda! With on-site training, free dental, and (permanent) maternity leave, what are you waiting for? Join Al-Qaeda!]]></description>
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