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		<title>Craigslist adds new &#8220;Rapes &amp; Murders&#8221; section</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Under pressure from politicians and law enforcement agencies throughout the U.S., Craigslist has finally addressed concerns that its free classified ads are often abused for illegal activity. 
To help their users more easily find the right section for these kinds of ads, Craigslist has introduced an experimental new &#8220;Rapes &#038; Murders&#8221; sections on its Compton, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Book release! Live Nude Cats: Tabbyloid Tails from the Furry Underbelly of Adult Feline Entertainment</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now available at your friendly bookmonger!
The Naked Truth: A Meowmoir
When two orphaned kittens are sprung from the local lockup, they quickly become the furriest new sensations in adult feline entertainment—until their scandalous lives and sleazy managers leave them washed up and clawing their way back for one last kibble of fame. 
Three reasons to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steamy hot new video for Live Nude Cats</title>
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		<title>Just in time for Passover&#8211;new Bacon &amp; Egg Matzos</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In this tough economy every company needs to broaden its market. With Passover right around the corner, why not bring the great taste of matzoh to families across the nation without regard to race, creed, or religion? What a delicious way to survive hard times.
Plus: Streit&#8217;s Bacon &#38; Egg Matzos make a quick and nutritious [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Laid off? Out of work? Join Al-Qaeda!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lots of people work for someone they don&#8217;t like. In this depressed economy, you&#8217;re lucky to work for anyone at all. Which is exactly why there&#8217;s never been a better time to join Al-Qaeda!
With on-site training, free dental, and (permanent) maternity leave, what are you waiting for? Join Al-Qaeda!


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		<title>New Live Nude Cats</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Petophiles rejoice! You can now meet all of your kitty porn needs at the newly updated
LIVE NUDE CATS
Soon to be available in book form&#8211;see site for details.
New site features include message board and &#8220;Amateur Action&#8221;&#8211;create your own kitty porn and share with everyone including friends, family, and federal authorities.

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		<title>Coke&#8217;s Illustrated Equipment Review: Reconsidering the Crack Pipe</title>
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Reconsidering the Crack Pipe
 Conventional wisdom suggests that any pipe will get you high. Is there really a difference between bargain basement crack pipes and costlier prestige brands?
Among most cocaine enthusiasts the subject of smoking crack can often be a source of embarrassment—after all, you may as well compare a Parisian baguette to a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese Food Network Presents 3 Minute Meals</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The cable company is always adding channels I didn&#8217;t ask for, but Chinese Food Network delivers recipes that are both quick and healthful &#8212; just stay away from the fried stuff.
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This recipe for &#8220;Broccoli with benzene&#8221; isn&#8217;t half bad, but it still doesn&#8217;t taste exactly like the version I get at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>America&#8217;s first &#8220;green prison&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[California&#8217;s Berkeley Hills Center for the Legally Challenged proves that killing others doesn&#8217;t have to mean killing the planet. The new 500,000 square foot, fully LEED certified complex brings environmental consciousness to offenders convicted of the unconscionable.
From prison walls hardened by a tough straw-bale core to barbed wire rolled from recycled aluminum, residents of Berkeley [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.iwritefunny.com/2008/07/31/americas-first-green-prison/</link>
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		<title>Microsoft Relationship Support</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Most people know Bill Gates as a computer genius and the richest man in America, but you may not realize he also has a gift for love. Matters of the heart are no more mysterious to him than memory allocation in the .NET programming framework.
Shortly before his recent retirement, Gates expanded Microsoft&#8217;s comprehensive knowledge base [...]]]></description>
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