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		<title>America&#8217;s first &#8220;green prison&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[California&#8217;s Berkeley Hills Center for the Legally Challenged proves that killing others doesn&#8217;t have to mean killing the planet. The new 500,000 square foot, fully LEED certified complex brings environmental consciousness to offenders convicted of the unconscionable.
From prison walls hardened by a tough straw-bale core to barbed wire rolled from recycled aluminum, residents of Berkeley [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.iwritefunny.com/2008/07/31/americas-first-green-prison/</link>
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		<title>Microsoft Relationship Support</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Most people know Bill Gates as a computer genius and the richest man in America, but you may not realize he also has a gift for love. Matters of the heart are no more mysterious to him than memory allocation in the .NET programming framework.
Shortly before his recent retirement, Gates expanded Microsoft&#8217;s comprehensive knowledge base [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.iwritefunny.com/2008/07/29/microsoft-relationship-support/</link>
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		<title>Drug addicts rejoice &#8212; for the Coke of the Month Club</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Stop snorting lines of overpriced swill! Snuff out that flavorless street crack! Whether you are a casual white collar user earning six figures or an indigent addict squatting in a condemned warehouse, you&#8217;re getting tired of the same old thing. Join the Coke of the Month Club right now and you&#8217;ll receive a regular supply [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.iwritefunny.com/2008/07/28/coke-of-the-month-club/</link>
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		<title>The Antiques of Truth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mark Walberg hosts both &#8220;The Moment of Truth&#8221; on FOX and &#8220;Antiques Roadshow&#8221; on PBS. What if he forgot which one is which?




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		<link>http://www.iwritefunny.com/2008/07/16/the-antiques-of-truth/</link>
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		<title>Alter ego via CNN&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Donald Trump&#8221; is what they call me over at Newsgroper.com, and today my Donald enjoys a link from the CNN home page.

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		<link>http://www.iwritefunny.com/2008/04/08/alter-ego-via-cnn/</link>
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		<title>MASTERING UPPERCASE LETTERS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[IS YOUR WRITING TIRED AND LIMP LIKE ABE VIGODA IN THE MORNING?
YOU NEED THE POWER OF UPPERCASE! WITH UPPERCASE YOU CAN ENJOY MORE POTENT WORDS THAN EVERY LOWERCASE LETTER IN THE ENTIRE ALPHABET! COMBINED!
IN MASTERING UPPERCASE LETTERS YOU WILL DISCOVER:

HOW TO GRAB SOMEONE&#8217;S ATTENTION USING UPPERCASE NAMES, SUCH AS &#8220;HELLO, GEORGE&#8221;
HOW TO ADD OOMPH TO [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.iwritefunny.com/2008/04/07/mastering-uppercase-letters/</link>
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		<title>Blogging as Osama</title>
		<description><![CDATA[New gig writing under Bin Laden&#8217;s nom de plume, over at NewsGroper.com.
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		<link>http://www.iwritefunny.com/2008/03/20/blogging-as-osama/</link>
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		<title>Resignations of lesser renown</title>
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&#8220;In these past few days I have arrived at the difficult decision that my pursuit of new opportunities in general management will be in the best interests of my colleagues here at Kinkos Store #4157 on Sheridan Ave. It is my hope that their work, processing thousands of pages including 25 cent color copies daily, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.iwritefunny.com/2008/03/17/resignations-of-lesser-renown/</link>
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		<title>Cooks Illustrated Recipe: Boiled Water</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Cooks Illustrated Recipe: Boiled Water
by Cooky McKitchener
Like many people, I enjoy the moist aroma and sinus-soothing vapors from a pot of boiling water. But it is often difficult to get a roiling boil just the way you remember it as a child. In my quest to perfect boiled water I began by collecting a dozen [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.iwritefunny.com/2008/03/10/cooks-illustrated-recipe-boiled-water/</link>
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		<title>My Year of Cannibalism</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It seems like eating ethically is getting harder every day. You can give up meat because animals are treated badly, but then you have to eat more vegetables, which are picked by migrant workers who are treated badly. You can limit yourself to foods produced locally, but then your neighbor&#8217;s boy will probably have his [...]]]></description>
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