Bullet Point Film Review: There Will Be Blood

There Will Be Bloody Hats
  • In 1898, Danny Lewis falls into a deep hole after being frightened by the THX sound.
  • He finds a bastard in a basket.
  • He travels around the old West trying to sell towns on his plan to build a monorail.
  • He meets the suicidal kid from Little Miss Sunshine who tells him about a great place to hunt quail.
  • He buys up all the quail land and plunders it for extra-virgin olive oil, earning $5,000 per week, or in today’s currency, €25,000 euros.
  • His basket bastard goes deaf from annoying repetition of the THX sound.
  • He abandons his child.
  • He abandons his child.
  • HE ABANDONS HIS CHILD!
  • He goes bowling and drinks a milkshake.
  • There is blood.
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