Shirts You Can Wear

If you’ve never before worn a shirt, you’re in for a real treat! Even if you wear shirts every day, you may not know all the versatile uses ready to be enjoyed with a shirt from Shirtsyoucanwear.com.

With a shirt you can:

Prevent public nudity by covering shameful areas of your body. Especially effective for women!
Stay warm by repelling cold winds. Also works with air conditioning.
Avoid sunburns–shirts can absorb 103% of the sun’s most damaging rays, prolonging your life.
Clean up spills. Use your shirt to quickly mop up liquids including coffee, milk, and pet accidents.
Pay off loan sharks. You can’t give away “the shirt right off your back” if you’re not wearing one.
Define your identity, by wearing a shirt expressing thoughts and ideas written by someone else!

Always remember to wear shirts responsibly. Do not clean with sandpaper. Never fold using scissors. Not for use while showering or at nudist colonies.